Lunar Eclipse - Page 2

Miros1 · 09-05-2007, 07:54 AM

Whoops. Ok, here goes.

Get a pillow. It softens the blow when the floor rushes up.

shorty943 · 09-05-2007, 10:27 AM

Hmm, good thinking.

Greg · 09-06-2007, 03:41 AM

It's all part of my grand plan to immanentize the eschaton through unnatural fluctuations in the pillow market.

shorty943 · 09-07-2007, 05:15 AM

Greg · 09-07-2007, 05:41 AM

That translates to: I'm going to create chaos in the sales of pillows and thereby bring about a utopian society.

shorty943 · 09-07-2007, 10:04 AM

Um, Okay. Need any help?

Apparently, I'm quite good at chaos out of anything.

Greg · 09-07-2007, 03:18 PM

We could start a new organization! The United Pillow Reclamation League!

shorty943 · 09-08-2007, 12:10 PM

That would imply we only reclaim "united" pillows?

Greg · 09-08-2007, 02:36 PM

Well, I s'pose we can tie 'em in knots before we reclaim them

shorty943 · 09-11-2007, 10:52 AM

Hmm, a chain of pillows, as opposed to, a chain of fools?

You do realise of course that some over zealous public servant is now going to "deem" safe working regulations for tied pillows is necessary. Just how many pillows can be tied together before they become a danger to the public. Are they safe around children, what colours do they come in? We can not have anarchic pillow tie-ing going on around here with out the proper authorisation.

Greg · 09-11-2007, 01:14 PM

Yeah, we'd probably get in trouble with some law against seducing innocent young pillows into B&D games, anyhow.

shorty943 · 09-12-2007, 03:17 PM

Probably be alright, if we only did it during a Lunar Eclipse, whilst dancing Djeasel, around a bonfire of un-united pillows.

Greg · 09-12-2007, 05:57 PM

Better swing a mean bull roarer, too. The sound might not impress anybody but there's a chance you'll smack the arresting officials with it.

shorty943 · 09-15-2007, 04:32 AM

Once again, I like your thinking.

09-06-2007, 03:41 AM	#23
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	It's all part of my grand plan to immanentize the eschaton through unnatural fluctuations in the pillow market. __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-07-2007, 05:15 AM	#24
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Wot?

09-07-2007, 05:41 AM	#25
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	That translates to: I'm going to create chaos in the sales of pillows and thereby bring about a utopian society. __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-07-2007, 03:18 PM	#27
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	We could start a new organization! The United Pillow Reclamation League! __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-08-2007, 02:36 PM	#29
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	Well, I s'pose we can tie 'em in knots before we reclaim them __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-05-2007, 07:54 AM	#21
Miros1 Goddess for Life Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NY State Posts: 3,303	Whoops. Ok, here goes. Get a pillow. It softens the blow when the floor rushes up.

09-05-2007, 10:27 AM	#22
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Hmm, good thinking.

09-07-2007, 10:04 AM	#26
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Um, Okay. Need any help? Apparently, I'm quite good at chaos out of anything.

09-08-2007, 12:10 PM	#28
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	That would imply we only reclaim "united" pillows?

09-11-2007, 10:52 AM	#30
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Hmm, a chain of pillows, as opposed to, a chain of fools? You do realise of course that some over zealous public servant is now going to "deem" safe working regulations for tied pillows is necessary. Just how many pillows can be tied together before they become a danger to the public. Are they safe around children, what colours do they come in? We can not have anarchic pillow tie-ing going on around here with out the proper authorisation.

09-11-2007, 01:14 PM	#31
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	Yeah, we'd probably get in trouble with some law against seducing innocent young pillows into B&D games, anyhow. __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-12-2007, 03:17 PM	#32
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Probably be alright, if we only did it during a Lunar Eclipse, whilst dancing Djeasel, around a bonfire of un-united pillows.

09-12-2007, 05:57 PM	#33
Greg Da Guy Wut Owns Dis Joint Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 3,566	Better swing a mean bull roarer, too. The sound might not impress anybody but there's a chance you'll smack the arresting officials with it. __________________ Who are all these people and what do they know?

09-15-2007, 04:32 AM	#34
shorty943 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 805	Once again, I like your thinking.