My terrorism preparedness plan: If I actually have to fly anywhere, I'm going to limp really badly (which shouldn't be hard, my knees ache) and take my mother's cane with me. It's 3/4" hollow steel rod with a handy hand grip. Anyone tries to hijack the plane, I'll beat them senseless!
No one in their right mind is going to do anything to the one-horse town I live in, so I'm not worried about that. Not to mention, probably half the people in town have guns.
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