Great Movie Lines
 

Got a favorite line from a movie? Perhaps something that's just so silly that you still remember it? Whether it's obscure or familiar, it counts!


The first one that comes to my mind is:

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."
-- Jane Fonda, in Barbarella

"That's not a shark, that's a train with teeth."
-- Shark Hunter

One of my favorite lines is from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, "Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."

"At my age, there is little doubt that the pen is mightier than the sword!"

--Howard Da Silva as Benjamin Franklin in "1776"

From Donnie Darko:

Donnie: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"Travelin' trough hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, kid!"

-- Harrison Ford as Han Solo, in Star Wars

"The stockade is finished!"

- Planet Of The Dinosaurs

(The "stockade" consists of about 9 semi-pointy semi-large sticks. My sister & I bust a gut every time...)

"You can never have too many eagles."
-- Jason Robards in A Thousand Clowns

"Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife...to a gun fight."

--Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

"Houston, we have a problem."
-- Tom Hanks, as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13

" Are we gonna get hazard pay for this"

Steve Buscemi as Rockhound in Armageddon

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
-- Jessica Rabbit, in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."
--Kiera Knightley as Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean

"You people are crazy! Do you know that?"
-- Jami Gertz as Dr. Melissa Reeves in Twister

Another favorite from Donnie Darko:

"Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

--Beth Grant as Kitty Farmer

"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?"
-- Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Protovision, I have you now."
Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames

There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate, except those in your own mercenary little heart!"
-- John Wayne as Sean Thorton in The Quiet Man

Shall we get a puppy?

A Long Kiss Goodnight

"Aw, crap."

--Hellboy (I just saw it in preparation for going to see the second one next week)